“Found this ace joke on Reddit. It made me laugh
Guy 1: Nice bicycle man. Is it new? Where’d you get it?
Guy 2: Dude, the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street and this very attractive woman on a bike stopped in front of me, dropped the bike, stripped naked and said: ‘Take whatever you want big boy’
Guy 1: Good call. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”