“I got a shirt from Vitality.org
a while ago, they did a brief release of shirts with a gender/sexual/romantic identity and a mythical creature, mine says “I’m an asexual dragon”.
I was wearing it when I went to a local cafe/bakery. At the end of my lunch two old Scottish ladies came in and one ordered while the other asked if they could sit at my table because it was so busy. When the second lady finished ordering and sat down she spoke briefly with her friend then looked at me and said to her friend (and sort of to me, just mainly addressed to her friend) “So you’re sitting with a sexual dragon are you?”
I cleared it up but thought the whole thing was pretty funny.”