From the inbox #1024

“Funny story: I went to a bar with my boss and coworkers after my shift the other night. Being a long shift, I was STARVING. I ordered some nachos and went to sit down, next to my boss. This girl comes and sits next to my boss, striking up a conversation with her while staring at me the whole time. I don’t talk to her at all, engaged in the act of eating. She soon gets up and walks away and my boss playfully hits my arm and exclaims, “Ambrose, that girl was trying to talk to you!” Confused, I explain that I didn’t notice because I was eating.”

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